I'd like to share these casino jokes, for newbie, you better read this!
True Story poker joke:
After playing a session of 2-4 Limit hold em a man walks out of a casino and is approached:
Solicitor: "Sir, would you care to donate to the Disabled Vets?"
Man: "Sorry, I gave at the Casino."
Religion poker joke:
Q: What is the similarity between a poker room and a church?
A: You both have grown men on their knees begging to "suck out"
Poker joke overheard at a local casino:
Q: What does a casino poker player eat for dinner?
A: Whatever his comp card allows him to.
Classic poker joke:
A guy with proper bankroll management, a smart blond and a dumb blond are engaged in a free online casino poker game.
Q: Who do you think will win?
A: The dumb blond, obviously. Because the other two don't even exist!
Good poker joke for online players:
Q: What's the difference between online poker and live poker?
A: You can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you.
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